89 lines
2.1 KiB
R
89 lines
2.1 KiB
R
##
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## Sample source for a suitable RQUOTES.PMS for use in
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## Pegasus Mail v3.0/WinPmail variable signatures.
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##
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## Compile this source using ResCom.exe, by issuing the
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## command "ResCom RQUOTES.R", then copy the resulting
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## RQUOTES.RSC file into your home mailbox as RQUOTES.PMS.
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##
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## So, the sequence of commands looks like this:
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##
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## C:\PMAIL> rescom rquotes.r
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## C:\PMAIL> copy rquotes.rsc f:\mail\9000001\rquotes.pms
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##
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## The general format of this file is a collection of text
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## resources; each text resource is a multiline group of
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## quoted strings, ending with \n wherever you want a line
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## break.
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##
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## To activate your variable signature, place the characters
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## ~! in your signature file at the point where you want the
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## substitution to occur.
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##
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headers off # Ignore this command
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symbols off # Ignore this command.
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" A penny saved is ridiculous.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" The only thing that hurts more than paying income tax\n",
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" is not having to pay income tax.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people \n",
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" that they are right, whether they are or not.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything \n",
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" which is not prohibited is compulsory.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Concerto (n): a fight between a piano and a pianist.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Communist (n): one who has given up all hope\n",
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" of becoming a Capitalist.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting\n",
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" for the TV repairman.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Bagpipes (n): an octopus wearing a kilt.\n"
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};
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text x
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{
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"Thought for the day:\n",
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" Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human\n",
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" intelligence for long enough to get money from it.\n",
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" -- Stephen Leacock.\n"
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};
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