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+##
+##   Sample source for a suitable RQUOTES.PMS for use in
+##   Pegasus Mail v3.0/WinPmail variable signatures.
+##
+##   Compile this source using ResCom.exe, by issuing the
+##   command "ResCom RQUOTES.R", then copy the resulting
+##   RQUOTES.RSC file into your home mailbox as RQUOTES.PMS.
+##
+##   So, the sequence of commands looks like this:
+##
+##      C:\PMAIL> rescom rquotes.r
+##      C:\PMAIL> copy rquotes.rsc f:\mail\9000001\rquotes.pms
+##
+##   The general format of this file is a collection of text
+##   resources; each text resource is a multiline group of
+##   quoted strings, ending with \n wherever you want a line
+##   break.
+##
+##   To activate your variable signature, place the characters
+##   ~! in your signature file at the point where you want the
+##   substitution to occur.
+##
+
+headers off       #  Ignore this command
+symbols off       #  Ignore this command.
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    A penny saved is ridiculous.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    The only thing that hurts more than paying income tax\n",
+   "    is not having to pay income tax.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people \n",
+   "    that they are right, whether they are or not.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything \n",
+   "    which is not prohibited is compulsory.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Concerto (n): a fight between a piano and a pianist.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Communist (n): one who has given up all hope\n",
+   "    of becoming a Capitalist.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting\n",
+   "    for the TV repairman.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Bagpipes (n): an octopus wearing a kilt.\n"
+   };
+
+text x
+   {
+   "Thought for the day:\n",
+   "    Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human\n",
+   "    intelligence for long enough to get money from it.\n",
+   "           -- Stephen Leacock.\n"
+   };
+
+